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gameboycolorenvy:

you now cosplay your icon for every day of your life from now on how screwed are you

fruitcrocs:

when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it

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themage-of-space:

ava-ire-girl-on-fire:

please just unmute this vine

man: “My wife said that i sound like Gru when I have road rage”

man: [yelling at a passing car, sounding like Gru]: “APPARENTLY YOU GOT YOUR DRIVER’S LICENCE FROM A CEREAL BOX!” 

aliceinpunderland:

elrondbaggins:

tardis-mind-palace:

ruthyless:

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

pomary:

do you ever see something so heterosexual it hurts to look at for too long